Saturday, February 25

Tough Golf Days for Bill Clinton

Day 126 without playing golf

The former leader of the free world is apparently taking his lumps in golf.

First I read in Mulligan Stew's blog that Tiger Woods called Bill Clinton a wuss for not wanting to play the tips when the two recently got together to open Tiger's new learning center.

Now I read that Bill can't even get on a course in Melbourne, Australia, because they're too busy with the weekly men's club tournament. Sheeeeesh.

Mr. Former President, I feel your golf pain.

The Armchair Golfer

1 comment :

Lancer said...

True, as far as it goes. The real story is that the club thought it was a hoax and turned him down. When they found out it was really Bill Clinton, they made the statement that if they had known it was really him, they'd have made room for him.