Wednesday, June 14

Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!!

NBC has signed golf analyst Johnny Miller to a long-term deal. Miller will do 14 events next year, up from nine this year.

Here are a few Johnny quotes as reported by USA Today sports television writer Michael Hiestand.

On the NBC crew ...

"It's a joy to work with these guys. If I have to take a pee, I know they can do without me."

On Michelle Wie's attempt to qualify for the U.S. Open ...

"If you're good enough to get in, I don't care if you're an orangutan."

On Wie's chance to win on the men's tour ...

"Wie (along with Adam Scott) has one of the two best swings in golf. With hot putting, she could win on the men's tour -- no doubt."

On Winged Foot's greens ...

"They're crazy. The first is the weirdest green in history for an opening hole. These greens will flat-out bite you."

The Armchair Golfer

1 comment :

MCPO Airdale said...

I'll say one thing, Johnny Miller isn't Lanny Wadkins, thank goodness.