“I golf, therefore I am.”
(not said by) Rene Descartes
Rene Descartes was a French philosopher, mathematician, scientist and writer. Descartes lived in the 17th century, and thereby avoided all rationalizations of the final-hole collapse of fellow countryman Jean Van de Velde at the 1999 British Open.
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