Wednesday, June 25

Q&A: Tiger’s Left Knee Discusses ACL Surgery

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IN A BRIEF INTERVIEW, Tiger’s Left Knee updated ARMCHAIR GOLF after Tiger’s ACL surgery performed on Tuesday.



Q: Thanks for talking to me again.

LEFT KNEE:
Sure, no problem.

Q: First of all, is there anything you would like to say about the U.S. Open?


LEFT KNEE:
Not really. I think everybody saw what happened and the end result.

Q: Your toughest tournament?


LEFT KNEE:
We went to Torrey to win a trophy. And we did. I’m proud of that.

Q: Alright. By the way, Tiger’s ACL turned down my interview request.

LEFT KNEE: Yeah, it won’t talk to the media.

Q: I’m a blogger.

LEFT KNEE: I know. It’s not you. I don’t like to generalize, but ACLs aren’t a talkative bunch. They can act kind of superior. I don’t know why. It's a ligament thing.

Q: I read the statement, but from your perspective how did the ACL fix go?


LEFT KNEE:
Fine, really. Rosey is great.

Q: Rosey?


LEFT KNEE: Sorry. Doc Rosenberg. Very capable hands. As you know, I’ve seen him a whole lot and just call him “Rosey.” Sometimes I feel like I’ve spent more time in Utah than Karl Malone.

Q: What’s next?


LEFT KNEE:
Rest, rehab, trying to avoid Sam when she’s holding something she can throw or swing.

Q: And the comeback?


LEFT KNEE:
Better than ever. You can count on it.

Q: Are you sure you don’t work for IMG?


LEFT KNEE: Huh?

Q: Just kidding. Thanks again.


LEFT KNEE:
You got it.

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3 comments :

OrlandoGolfBlogger said...

another great interview from Tiger's left knee! Love these! :)

Golf tips For Beginners said...

I have only just started following this blog and I have to say, that was hilarious. Any word on when Tiger and his knee will be back?

The Armchair Golfer said...

Tiger (and his knee) isn't expected back until early next season.