Tuesday, December 13

The Danger of Fore More Years














THANK YOU, MITT ROMNEY. YOU HAVE warned me that President Obama is playing too much golf on the job. Yes, 1,584 holes since 2009 is a whole lot of small ball. Heck, I’m pretty sure that’s more golf than Tiger Woods played over the same period of time. (To be fair, Tiger had a few distractions.)

You say, “It’s time to have a president whose idea of being hands on doesn’t mean getting a better grip on the golf club.”

Good one!

But you’re not the first to sound the warning about 44’s golf habit and the trouble it creates for America. Michelle Cottle opined about Obama’s golf game nearly a year ago and I completely failed to grasp the seriousness of the problem. Following is my dispatch in early January.

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Michelle Cottle’s commentary about President Obama’s “dangerous obsession with golf” has alerted me that I may be a hopeless golf addict who exhibits many undesirable attributes. And you might be in the same foursome with me, my friend.

Cottle is a senior editor for The New Republic. She has a problem—several, really—with 44’s affection for the small dimpled ball.

“Why would a leader vowing to shake up Washington—to alter the very nature of politics—sell his soul to a leisure activity that screams stodgy, hyperconventional Old Guard?” she asks.

By carefully reading her article, I learned several things about my favorite pastime and what it might say about you, me and the president of these United States. For instance, she outlines telltale signs of a “creeping golf addiction,” such as:
  • Playing for more than a decade
  • Playing for cash
  • Fretting about form
  • Goading others to leave work early for a round of golf
  • Constantly looking to squeeze in a few holes
Where might it all lead? To dark, risky places, according to Cottle.

“In the popular imagination, golf is the stuff of corporate deal-cutting, congressional junkets, and country club exclusivity,” she writes.

(Clearly, my golf addiction has been short-changing me.)

There’s more.

“And, unless a president is very careful, a golf habit can easily be spun as evidence of unseemly character traits ranging from laziness to callousness to out-of-touch elitism.”

(I definitely think I have the laziness down. But my out-of-touch elitism needs work.)

For the president to revamp his image in the new year, Cottle says “he could start by ditching golf.” If she knew I liked golf as much as the president, she might say the same thing to me.

They say the first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem. I have a problem. I miss too many four-footers. Now excuse me while I groove my putting stroke in the den.

−The Armchair Golfer

(Image: Roberto De Vido/Flickr)

3 comments :

Average Golfer said...

As much as I love the game, I gotta say that any competent PR person should have warned Obama about the perception risk in playing that much golf. He plays more than me and last I checked I'm not a president of anything.

Brian Kuehn said...

I liked your commentary the first go around and it still made me chuckle the second time. Well done as usual. A President that plays golf is better prepared for the job than one who doesn't. Golf reminds all of us of many of life's lessons (i.e. life is not fair, play them as they lie, etc ...). Plus, a golf course with one's buddies is a great place to unwind.

Finally, what does Mitt do with all his spare time? He hasn't had a job in years. Maybe he should take up golf instead of spending all his time job hunting?

The Armchair Golfer said...

AG: Presidential golf has always been an easy target. I think you're right, though. It does suggest that we're not playing enough golf if the president is out there more than us.

Brian: Love the comment about Romney's job hunt. That definitely can cut into one's golf!